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Healer, Dealer, Happy-Ender Tee

$22.00
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For when your cooldowns are long, but your intentions are longer.

Step into the sacred circle of consensual resurrection with this silky-soft tee featuring everyone’s favorite miracle dealer. With arms outstretched and intentions questionably pure, this paladin is here to lay on hands—and not just for your HP bar. Printed with the blessed phrase: “Lay on Hands – Healing Included, Happy Endings Negotiable,” this shirt delivers divine intervention with a side of innuendo.

Crafted from cotton softer than angel feathers (or a freshly rezzed tank’s ego), it’s perfect for raiding dungeons, raising spirits, or just raising eyebrows at the bar.

Because nothing says support class like a healing touch... and open-ended services.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.