Keg Stand Certified Tee
This shirt is basically Touch of Death for boring outfits. Featuring a bold monk inspired design with a barrel, lotus flowers, and a banner reading “MONK,” it’s the ultimate nod to your inner brewmaster, healer, or spinning kick machine. Whether you’re chugging brews like a panda frat boy, spinning like you’re stuck on autofire, or serving serene fists of fury, this shirt says: “Inner peace? Never heard of her. I’m busy face-kicking bosses.”
Perks of Wearing This Shirt
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+10 Dodge Chance: Perfect for dodging responsibility.
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Brewmaster Aura: Nearby friends gain +15% tipsiness.
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Zen Focus: Grants inner calm when the group stands in bad.
Best Worn While dropping ring of peace just to watch mobs panic, while tiger palm-ing the air in your living room for no reason or while meditating in queue while waiting for a tank to pop.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: JustCabrian
- Email: contact@support.justcabrian.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Keg Stand Certified Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
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S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|