Thine Thirst Trap Tee
Gather ‘round, noble simps and chivalrous knights—there’s a new wench in town, and she’s bringing the mead and the mood. This medieval masterpiece of a tee features a buxom barmaid strutting her stuff with frothy flagons in hand and curves that could cause a jousting pileup.
The knights? Weak in the knees.
The ale? Cold.
The vibes? Immaculate.
Printed on the softest fabric this side of Camelot, this shirt is your go-to for Renaissance fairs, raid night thirst traps, or just aggressively serving in the grocery store. Whether you’re the maiden, the mead, or the mess, this tee is a +10 to charisma and a passive aura of flirtation.
Perfect for:
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Being the main quest in every knight’s storyline
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Making peasants and paladins alike lose composure
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Replacing armor with attitude
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: JustCabrian
- Email: contact@support.justcabrian.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Thine Thirst Trap Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|